Satire Brewing Company
Brewery
4.8 (698 on Google)
About Satire Brewing Company
Satire Brewing Company is a brewpub in Thornton, Colorado. It is a family owned nano-brewery that started with a 3-barrel system. Its website says the beer selection is always changing.
The name is a joke, and the beer menu leans into it. The website says the beer names push the boundaries of good taste. It also lists cocktails and original hard seltzers.
The kitchen is called The Loaded Squirrel. The website says the menu was born at the family kitchen table, and the bread comes from a 100-year-old family recipe. It describes the food as locally sourced.
The website says 10% of drink sales go to local charities. Private parties can be booked there too. More people have reviewed Satire Brewing Company on Google than any other brewery, taproom or beer shop in Thornton on this site.
From Satire Brewing Company's own website and its Google listing, read October 20, 2026.
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Amenities
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Wheelchair accessible parking lot
Map
Questions people ask
Does Satire Brewing Company serve food?
Yes. Its kitchen is called The Loaded Squirrel, and the website has a food menu and a food gallery.
Why is it called Satire Brewing Company?
The website says nothing says delicious craft beer like poking fun at serious stuff. The beer names follow the same spirit.
Can I book a private party there?
The website has a Private Parties page for event bookings. It also has an events calendar.
Is it wheelchair accessible?
Google lists a wheelchair accessible entrance and a wheelchair accessible parking lot.
Which breweries are close by?
Someplace Else Brewery Thornton is 1.5 miles away. Beer By Design Brewery is 1.6 miles away, and Periodic Brewing Northglenn is 1.7 miles away. Frolic Brewing Company is 1.9 miles away.
Answers come from Satire Brewing Company's website and its Google listing, read October 20, 2026.
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Before you visit Satire
Expect a family run room. The website describes a fun, quirky spot, in contrast to large warehouse style breweries.
Check satirebrewingcompany.com before you go. It has the beer menu, the food menu and an events calendar. The beer selection changes often, so the menu is worth a look.
Someplace Else Brewery Thornton is 1.5 miles away, and Beer By Design Brewery is 1.6 miles away. Periodic Brewing Northglenn is 1.7 miles away, so a second stop is easy to add.